What's a flippinfloppaflew?
I thought you'd never ask!
I really, really, really
Don't know a name manned Jerry,
But if I did I'd ask him too!
I mean, unless he was an arse.
Don't floppaflewingflip my man,
We're gonna bake a pliffing flan
And if the queen objects again
We'll replace her with a fresh plucked hen.
Why, you ask? Flipplowinglarse!
Pry like a sighing pie
Or let the pastry pass.

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