Welcome to the Land of Glob,
where every single thingamabob
grows only on a G.M.O. cob
and farming is the only job!
And in the loopy Land of Glob
there's little need to steal or rob
when every seed in every sod
grows all you need right on its cob.
O! Lovely, lively Land of Glob!
I grew my wife and children there.
The Land of Glob! The Land of Glob!
No other land could I compare.