Welcome to the Decapitation Corporation,
My name is Stumpy Stumpface.
If you're here to address your head situation,
You've come to the right place!
We offer trims and cuts and shaves,
All at a premium price!
Just think of all the hats you'll save
And you'll never again get lice.
I know, I know, you're quite attached
To that loopy little melon,
But once your brain becomes detached
You'll forget you ever had one!
It's a very simple procedure, you see,
We won't start until you're ready.
If two is company
And three is a crowd,
Four is a gathering
And five is a pile,
A pile of piles
Must be a heap
And a heap of heaps,
A heaping heap!
Four heaps is a hill,
Three hills in a range,
Two ranges to a belt,
Now isn't that strange?
A belt of belts
Is The Milky Way,
But how many Ways
Are in a universe?
Only this and that I'm afraid.