The Canine Manifesto

Wooof woof woof arf woof woof. Woof, "Woofing woof woof ruff! Woof woof grrrrrrrrr." ROOF! Woof woof woof woof? Ruff-ruff! Yelp! Yelp! Yelp! Woof rurr woof woof woof, grr, aaaaaaaOOOOOH! Woof woofing. Woofy woof woof rrrah! Rah! Rah! Wwwwwoof?

Nnnrrrrrr-roof! Roof! Rrrrrrrrrof! Woof woof woof woof woof roof woof. Woof woof woof wo-grrrrrrr-ruff! Rrrah, woof woof woof, grr. Yelp… yelp yelp? Woof yelp. Ruff, woof woof woof ruff woof. Rooferrrroof, woof woof arf. ARF ARF ARF. Woof wooferrwoof woof woof arf. Yelp woof! Rah! Grrrr…rah! aaaOOOOOO woof! “Wooft erf erf, woof erf woof woof.” Yelp! Woof rurr woof woof woof, grr. Rurr? Rurr! Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof rurr. Ruff RUFF RUFF, woofing woofer woof grr. Yelp woof yelp arf. Rrr-woof woof-rrrr-woof.

Yelp? Woof yelp. Ruff, woof woof woof ruff woof. Rooferrrroof, woof woof arf. ARF ARF ARF. Woof wooferrwoof. Woof woof woof woof. ARF woof, grrrr-sniff-grrrrrr. WOOF! WOOF! ROOOOOF! RRRRRRROOOOOF! Woof woofing. Ha ha ha ha, WOOF! Yelp? Woof yelp. Ruff, woof woof woof ruff woof. Wooferrrroof, woof woof arf. Yelp! Woof rurr woof woof woof, grr, aaaaOOOOOOOOH! Woof woofing. Woofy woof woof rrrah! Rah! Rah! Wooof woof woof arf woof woof. Woof woofing: “WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!”

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