One thing this pandemic has successfully proven is the job security of morticians.
Psychologists are like customs agents at the gates of sanity. Nothing to declare? Nothing? Really? But how was your childhood? Back off customs man, I told you I don't have any coconuts.
I had to dump my girlfriend after the Wildlife Board revoked my permit.
I have a friend who's a climate change denier. He's serious about it man. Sometimes he goes out at night rubbing sunscreen on solar panels.
What do you call an abortionist with cold hands? Who cares! Lynch the child killing bastard.
Have you heard of the Madonna-whore complex? In a nutshell, Madonna is a whore.
They should legalize drunk driving and give drunk driving lessons.