It's Bisexuality Day

At this point there's so many days that we're going to run out and have to start sharing. I mean, we could just combine all the days into one day. We can call it Human Day. What do you think? No, no, no! We have to celebrate all the separate identities of the human family. It's all very separate, you see. Here: take this flag! ...but I don't even like purple - SHUT UP! You're hurting the flag's feelings. By the way you're part of a coalition now of (mostly) lesbians, gays and transsexuals, so you need to start taking it seriously. Jeepers! But can't I just... NO! I really think this is all a little... IMPOSTOR! I know your kind! You're just a rogue heterosexual, aren't you?


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