Students are so sweetly unaware of how life is going to fuck them. Hey kids, wanna see a magic trick? Watch closely now... ABRACADABRA! You're a drunken hasbin, living out of shoe box, stuck in a job you hate, surrounded by morons, everything you love leaves you, grandma's hip just exploded. Cool trick, huh?

BUT WAIT! There's more -
Your knees are sore,
Your liver is failing,
The doctor's complaining,
You can't pay the bill,
You're addicted to pills,
Wake up with the chills
And just can't go on anymore.
So one night before bed,
You shoot yourself in the head
And it takes over a week
'Til your corpse starts to reek
And they finally notice you're dead.

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