The Philanthropist

If I was a multi-billionaire I would buy gold in large quantities, break it up into small chunks, mix it with rubble and cement and bury it again, causing the gold price to rise. Then I'd start a mining company to mine the gold I buried, stimulating the economy with much needed "jobs", and ultimately sell the gold back to myself, rebury it, re-mine it, etc.

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