Babies are not well balanced
So don't rest them on banisters!
Just ask my mother
About my brother
(His name was Allister)
Crocodiles make great pets, unless
You're awful fond of your feet.
Lord knows, I've lost several toes
To that scaly beast.
Down is up if you're upside down,
I tried it once in a dressing gown.
The gown fell down around my head,
Luckily, my roommate was still in bed.
Sometimes houses talk to you
And sometimes not
But it's generally true
That when they do,
They put you on th...