Don't give up on the idea of a soul. Yes, it's just an abstraction. Of what? Of what? Of what? I don't know. But why? WHY? WHY?! Because I can't know. WHY! Because how would I know I know? The question is rhetorical. The answer, if you really need one, is not to ask. We've already spoken about your literal-mindedness, haven't we? Irony follows us all, my friend. It is only your job to notice.

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