touch not that woke pear

touch not that woke pear
so says the saying said
darling! darling! if you dare
do touch that pear
'tis off to bed, to bed!

touch not that woke pear
so goes the going went
and so claire
did stroke the pear!
(the tree did not consent)

what have you done!
o claire, you bum!


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