Sleepy Sheepy

Look at all these sleepy sheep!
(Good thing I'm awake.)
Sheepies stuck in the dreamy deep,
Where all their sheepy thoughts are FAKE!
Come on sheepies, look at me,
My arsehole is an eye
And when I shit, I shit to see.
O sheepy, would I lie?

Yes you would! the sheepy said,
You stole my fleece, mister.
You pull my brothers by the head,
You skinned and ate my sister!
Forgive me shepherd, I am blind
But for my sheepy heart
And of your cruel and crooked kind,
I don't want any part.


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